May 2012
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May 2nd
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 21st
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Me 5 minutes ago.
Me: What is this "ALT + reblog button" nonsense?
Me: Oh. My. God. This is amazing.
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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We don't go to Hogwarts?
followthroughwithsparkles: Attending: What is a bezoar? Me: A stone-like mass taken from the stomach of a goat that is an antidote to most poisons. Attending: Okay, how about a med student answer and not a Harry Potter one? Me: Oh, it’s not the same thing? Apparently, we don’t go to Hogwarts…
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
With your friends: With your family: With younger kids:
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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How do you make holy water?
badwolfcomplex: catholicfemininegenius: Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it. This is the best joke.
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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When I'm the 1,000,000th visitor on a website
lmaogtfo: what they think I’m going to do what I really do
Apr 18th
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You fill all things
simplyorthodox: In the tomb with the body, in hell with the soul as God, in paradise with the thief and on the throne with the Father and the Spirit, You fill all things, O boundless Christ. - A prayer, said by the Orthodox priest during the Divine Liturgy
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Filipino Dad: Mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng Ingles.. Ang sinumang magpa-dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin sa pamamahay na'to! Klaro ba ?
Son: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran...tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..
Filipino Dad: ....
Me: LOL. This is funny, but kidding aside, wow! The beauty and depth of the Filipino language. So poetic. :)
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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At Starbucks:
Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
Me: I VOLUNTEER!
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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WatchWatch
vip1021sh: the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard SO. FUCKING. AWESOME. Marketing and promotion skills level: TOO DAMN HIGH. GENIUS
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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